(a country song)
VERSE
I love the road, I got music to play.
But I call home every night I’m away.
And when anybody asks me why, I just say
I’m a happily married man.
When life on the road gets too exciting,
The wine, women, and song too inviting,
I just think about my wife and some reuniting.
I’m a happily married man.
CHORUS
I’m a happily married man.
My loving wife is my biggest fan.
I’m the happiest man in all the land.
I’m a happily married man.
VERSE
I love her in black. I love her in white.
I really love her when her jeans are too tight.
I treat her good and she treats me right.
I’m a happily married man.
I love her pork chops. Her meat loaf’s a winner.
I even love her TV dinners.
Her home cookin’ ain’t makin’ me thinner.
I’m a happily married man.
CHORUS
I’m a happily married man.
My loving wife is my biggest fan.
She’s the happiest woman in all the land.
I’m a happily married man.
VERSE
All the night life I want, I can get it.
My body would lead me astray if I let it.
But I’m a one-woman man and I don’t regret it.
I’m a happily married man.
L.A. to Bangor, Miami to Nome,
I don’t stray no matter how far I roam.
I get hungry on the road but I eat at home.
I’m a happily married man.
CHORUS
I’m a happily married man.
My loving wife is my biggest fan.
I’m the happiest man in all the land.
I’m a happily married man.
